201. Shit I DID say at work

After a really long bad day, my office crush leaves me a post-it note on my inner office window saying "hi" then comes back and smushes his face up against it. "Remember when this place didn't eat your soul?" he notices the smudge he left and then proceeds to clean my window - all in all making it worse.

ME: I could sit here all day and watch you wash my window.

DID I JUST SAY THAT OUTLOUD.

200. Shit I want to say at work

You make fun of people all day, end friendships because of a 'tone', Hate gays, liberals, non-Catholics, non-whites, offend me on a daily basis and wish the president would die, but I make a cancer comment on the smokers outside you take offense and call me out on it?

I hate you. You are a horrible person.

199. Shit I want to say at work

It kills me that I could do your job but you have no idea how to do mine.
and you get paid more. 

198. Shit I want to say at work

197. Shit I DID say at

It's all fun and games when you jokingly ask me to do something for you until I say "yes. That is if you do something for me."

196. Shit I DID say at work

We really need an intern.

195. Shit I want to say at work

I have finally tricked my employer into thinking when I move the piles around on my desk I'm getting work done.