You are the second person in 2 days to dance in my office.
Love it.
Friday, June 28, 2013
Thursday, June 27, 2013
104. Shit I want to say at work
You walk around here like Brodie from MallRats.
Where did you even get that little cup?
Where did you even get that little cup?
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
103. Shit I DID say at work
I don't know what to say.
Shit I want to say at work: You're my boss and you got fired. How is this going to affect me?
Shit I want to say at work: You're my boss and you got fired. How is this going to affect me?
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
102. Public Relations: Customer Nicknames
Paranoid Lisa – (wears sunglasses inside, buys magic
books to help find her soul that a cult took from her, won’t sign up for free rewards card and only
pays with cash – so they can’t track her)
Monday, June 24, 2013
101. Shit I DID say at work
*Nod and laugh*
Shit I want to say at work: I don't agree and you're not funny.
Shit I want to say at work: I don't agree and you're not funny.
Friday, June 21, 2013
100. Working at Murphy's Law Inc: Underwire Part IV
Only pulled out the broken wire.
You're boobs are now at different heights.
You're boobs are now at different heights.
Thursday, June 20, 2013
99. Working at Murphy's Law Inc: Underwire Part III
You're spotted going into the bathroom with a vendetta and a pair of scissors.
You can't tell what would be worse
Telling them that you're going to cut the broken wire out of your bra
or letting them come to they're own conclusion.
You can't tell what would be worse
Telling them that you're going to cut the broken wire out of your bra
or letting them come to they're own conclusion.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
98. Working at Murphy's Law Inc: Underwire Part II
You're underwire broke.
You make weird adjustments all day hoping no one is watching.
You make weird adjustments all day hoping no one is watching.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Monday, June 17, 2013
96. Shit I DID say at work
What I write to people several times a day:
"Please sign and return this form - Jjane"
What more-than-once I end up writing:
"Please sing and return this - from Jjane"
I am waiting for the day people come to my office in song. It will be a great a day
"Please sign and return this form - Jjane"
What more-than-once I end up writing:
"Please sing and return this - from Jjane"
I am waiting for the day people come to my office in song. It will be a great a day
Friday, June 14, 2013
95. Public Relations: Absolutely True Conversations
::Bookstore::
An old man of about 75: Please quickly, you've got to
help me, where is your astral projection section?
Me: What?
Man: Astral projection, girl! Teleportation?
Yes Doctor straight away! The tardis must
need a new flux capacitor.
I left him in
the Metaphysical Section…Come to think of it I don’t remember him ever leaving.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
92. YW Advice and Words of Wisdom
Cliques never end, it's part of the human experience, so you better learn how to deal with people.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Friday, June 7, 2013
Thursday, June 6, 2013
89. Working at Murphy's Law Inc
The eraser on the pencil leaves a smudge making it look worse than it did before.
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
87. Shit I want to say at work
I hate doing projects with you because you actually make the process slower.
Monday, June 3, 2013
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