150. Shit I want to say at work

I don't know why you insist that this job has turned me cold, because honestly I don't see it.
But I will hug you any day of the week.

149. Shit I want to say at work

Don't judge me when I'm 5 minutes late. You were a half hour late, you just have earlier hours than I do so I can't 'catch' you.

148. Shit I want to say at work: What do you mean that's sexual harassment?

Hello cute IT man in a setting up our new computer system who looks just like Sam Huntington.
I'm having trouble with my computer, I think you might have to turn it off and on again.
I see that you don't have a wedding ring. That's so funny I don't have a wedding ring.
We have so much in common.  

147. Shit I want to say at work

Why are you creating extra steps?
You're wasting your time.
and mine.

146. Public Relations: Customer Nicknames

The Smelly Brothers: They spent hundreds and I mean hundreds of dollars every time they came into the store – and they tried to haggle every part of it: A torn page , a clearance book, mis-stickered item. The worst part is you knew they were in the store before you ever saw them. You could smell them. Not to mention they looked like Gungan kings. 

145. Shit I want to say at work

It's Friday, I'm not doing shit.

144. Shit I want to say at work

The Customer is not always right.

Nothing is better than a manager who has your back.

Nothing is worse than a manager who stabs you in it.

143. Terms of Employment: FU

The computer system we have uses codes so we don’t have to type the full command and other computer jargon reasons.

One code I use on a Daily basis is C FU. Someone has a sense of humor and it makes me happy that I get to tell the system to ‘F’ itself.

142. YW Advice and Words of Wisdom

Want to get noticed at work?

Wear a hat.

More people noticed that hat then when I cut 10 inches off.

141. Shit I want to say at work

I just nod and agree or disagree depending how I think I should respond when you talk about stocks/car parts/mortgages.

140. Shit I want to say at work

Yes I’m going to a concert. 

Yes people still go to concerts.

No it is not Justin Bieber or one of those “rap guys”.