::Bookstore::
75 year Old Man that always seeks me out to talk, tell
me a joke, show me pictures of his grandkids, tell me life anecdotes: You
know what soap you should use? Dr Bronner's, here let me write it down for you.
Awkward but okay
Old Man: I love that smell.
Ooookayyy
Old Man: and that way you can think of me when you
shower.
ew ew ew cute old man stalker just crossed the
line.
Old Man: I bought the girl at the coffee shop the
peppermint one.
And now I’m upset that I’m not his only conquest. What
is going on? Am I jealous? Why am I jealous? Is this similar to the Stockholm
syndrome?
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