Monday, August 5, 2013

131. Public Relations: Absolutely True Conversations



::Bookstore::

75 year Old Man that always seeks me out to talk, tell me a joke, show me pictures of his grandkids, tell me life anecdotes: You know what soap you should use? Dr Bronner's, here let me write it down for you.
Awkward but okay
Old Man: I love that smell.
Ooookayyy
Old Man: and that way you can think of me when you shower. 
ew ew ew  cute old man stalker just crossed the line.
Old Man: I bought the girl at the coffee shop the peppermint one.
And now I’m upset that I’m not his only conquest. What is going on? Am I jealous? Why am I jealous? Is this similar to the Stockholm syndrome?

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