Tuesday, August 13, 2013

137. Public Relations: Absolutely True Conversations


::Bookstore::

Man I took to the Home Improvement Section: Why don't you know anything about refrigerator repair!You're a book seller for godsake!
because I'm a bookseller for godsake not an appliance repairman. 

I sell the books, 
I've read a lot,
but people expect you to be an expert in everything that the book is about. 
If that were true I wouldn't be working in a bookstore 
I would be fluent in Mandarin, 
Cigar Aficionado, 
and have my own Refrigerator Repair Shop. 


I would call it 
Lucky Bamboo's Smoking Refrigeratorium.

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