201. Shit I DID say at work

After a really long bad day, my office crush leaves me a post-it note on my inner office window saying "hi" then comes back and smushes his face up against it. "Remember when this place didn't eat your soul?" he notices the smudge he left and then proceeds to clean my window - all in all making it worse.

ME: I could sit here all day and watch you wash my window.

DID I JUST SAY THAT OUTLOUD.

200. Shit I want to say at work

You make fun of people all day, end friendships because of a 'tone', Hate gays, liberals, non-Catholics, non-whites, offend me on a daily basis and wish the president would die, but I make a cancer comment on the smokers outside you take offense and call me out on it?

I hate you. You are a horrible person.

199. Shit I want to say at work

It kills me that I could do your job but you have no idea how to do mine.
and you get paid more. 

198. Shit I want to say at work

197. Shit I DID say at

It's all fun and games when you jokingly ask me to do something for you until I say "yes. That is if you do something for me."

196. Shit I DID say at work

We really need an intern.

195. Shit I want to say at work

I have finally tricked my employer into thinking when I move the piles around on my desk I'm getting work done.

194. Shit I want to say at work

How about you stop inventing new projects for yourself so you look important and just do your fucking job. K, thanks. 

193. Shit I want to say at work

It's a good thing my boss doesn't know what I do, that way I can take as long as I want doing it.

192. Just one question

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Grown men asking and answering this question is probably the funniest thing in the world

191. Shit I want to say at work

Yes, I wear crocs. I dont care if they look ridiculous. my back and feet feel great after a long day of work, does yours?

Crocs: the best invention in foam since nerf toys

190. Shit I want to say at work

Guys I have a great idea, I'm gonna get a smart phone. That won't impede my work at all.

189. Advice and Words of Wisdom

Work is a game of survivor. Trust no one and noone will trust you. Keep a paper trail. I've lost count of the times that I've saved my own ass by having paperwork as proof.

188. Shit I want to say at work

Whelp it looks like I'm not getting any work done today, the work computer doesn’t block pinterest anymore.

187. Shit I want to say at work

We are never getting another intern.
Ever.
They actually make more work than there was in the first.