Wednesday, October 2, 2013

171. Shit I DID say at work: Absolutely true conversations

Coworker: I need paper.
Me: Did you look next to the printer?
CW: Yes, but I need a lot.
Me: Did you look next to the printer?
CW: Okay No, but I don't think it's there
Me: I walk over and point 
CW: Well if I need more I'll ask you
Me: okay
15mins later
CW: I need paper
Me: Did you look below the printer
CW: No. Can't you just get me paper?
Me: So you can't look next to where your standing 2 sec ago, where we store the paper, but you want me to go all the way to the supply room to get you extra paper so I can hand it to you.
CW: pause Yes
Me: in disbelief Well ok then ... here.
CW: Thank-you. Hey, so you make copies right. Can you...
Me: Now you want me to do it for you?
CW: … No, I mean this isn't even for my case, it's for Them. It's a competency test - unless you want to do it for me?
Me: (The question was partially genuine because despite being a secretary I could take the test and pass it.) Not unless you give me your salary.
CW: OH here we go!

Really! Really?
This is how it felt. 








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