108. Public Relations: Absolutely True Conversations

::Bookstore::

Older women on Phone: I bought this book there last week that my son recommended and I just wanted to let you know that it was horrible. Right in the first chapter a couple on their honeymoon were murdered.
By a knife,
They were stabbed to death.
It was so horrible.
Me: I'm sorry you felt that way.
Women on Phone: yeah I mean People don't get murdered by knives, people are murdered by guns.

I'll let James Patterson know of your displeasure and that people are only killed by guns.
--it’s even funnier if you only knew what my day job was