Thursday, July 25, 2013

124. Shit I want to say at work


Shit DID say at work: I just told you that I left the lunchroom because I didn’t want to talk about dead animals.Why did you check in with me in my office and continue talking about dead animals with me: the news story you saw, the book you read. I don’t want to hear about it!

Shit I want to say at work: I don't care if it was only a dead rabbit. You have no idea that I was traumatized by a dead rabbit when I was 5 
Dead people? Fine.
I can talk dead people with you all day, anytime. I grew up eating dinner while watching autopsies on the TV.  
Dead animals and I have to leave the room.

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